Corn is For Shucking and Corny Jokes are for Laughing

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A Cat-Tastrophe!

Humor is the number one way to this bloggers heart, from knock knock jokes, to funny names, anything that makes me laugh keeps me entertained.

So what better way to end this era of blogs than with some of my favorite jokes, specifically involving ping pong!

*Some of these jokes make offend you, that is not the purpose. All of these are meant for humor purposes only.

These are some of my favorite ping pong jokes:

A French Table Tennis team travel to the USA to participate in a tournament in the South. During their stay, they lodge in the dorms of a very traditional, conservative southern university.

Upon their arrival, the local coordinator, a traditional, conservative southener announces: "The female dorms will be out-of-bounds for all male players, and the male dormitory to the female players. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a French player in the group inquired: "How much for a weekly pass?"

There were three men at a bar. One was hard of hearing.

They were all sitting around having a good time when suddenly a beautiful woman walks into the bar. She said "The man who brings me the biggest ping pong balls will have me as a sex slave for the day. So all the men rushed out, and the first one comes back with decent sized balls. Then the next comes in with balls even bigger. Then the hard of hearing man comes back with huge balls with hair all over them. The lady says "Those aren't ping-pong balls! What the hell are they?" The man says "Ping-pong balls!? I thought you said King Kong's balls."

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Here are a few more random corny jokes!

What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?

Tinselitus

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many Cheetahs

What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-Bees